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I’m sure somebody’s thought of this before, but the best thing about the tentacle genitalia headcanon is it means feferi’s lusus and the horrorterrors would essentially appear to the trolls as a giant writhing mass of dicks and
if that’s not hilarious I really don’t think I know what is.
imagine this: the pyropes, with the fandom not focusing on their romantic interests. just the pyropes. justice and dragons and skateboards and the color red with no shipping subtext. law handbooks and scalemates and esteemed debate skillz. kickflips and mind powers and high level trolling. thank you.